I have Never Heard of a Tucker’s Witch April 8, 2008

But now I have.

GypsyPirate, one of my favorite Squidooers (is that a word?) has made a lens about television witches.

They all look like fairly nice witches. No hexes or bad voodoo.

I want a show with a bad witch. But she needs to be the main character.

Perhaps someone should begin a Squidoo petition for this type of thing.

And Willow doesn’t count. Because she’s on How I Met Your Mother now.

Yes. That’s a real reason.

I Love The Office (And So Should You) April 4, 2008

I’ll go ahead and say it: if you don’t love The Office, I don’t get you. If you don’t go into conniptions thinking about how Jim and Pam are going to survive life and love at Dunder-Mifflin, chances are, you and I might not get along. If you don’t laugh when someone says, “You can’t fire me! I don’t work in this van!”, I pity you.

I also pity myself and other Office fans because we’ve been without our Office fix for MONTHS now. It’s been horrible!

But now the writer’s strike is over (thank god) and on April 10, we get to go back to work. Well, Jim and Pam and Michael and Dwight’s work anyway. Chances are that you might need a reorientation with Dunder-Mifflin, though and – here we go – what better place to get re-acquainted with Dwight, Michael and the gang than at Squidoo.

• Dwight Schrute – HMSWeaver says there are four reasons to love Dwight. I bet you didn’t know that. Especially after that cat incident, but really, there are. Her reasons? Well, one is that he is sexy. Under certain conditions, of course.
• The Office Is The Best TV Comedy Ever – Yes! SemperFidelis is right! It IS the best TV comedy ever! I dare you to say it isn’t because I will come over there. I will.
• Jim Halpert – Apparently HMSWeaver wants to be my best friend. Maybe we could form an alliance because now she’s teasing me with Jim Halpert quotes and photos. Photos! Nevermind. I changed my mind. She’s evil.
• Michael Scott – What the heck, HMSWeaver? By the way, can I call you Hmmmms Weaver? No? Well, anyway. Here’s another bit of evidence that proves that Hmmmmms Weaver is out to make us all procrastinate ourselves into the grave. This page dares you to vote for best Michael Scott quote. WHAT? And if you sit and read all those quotes and aren’t laughing your butt off by the last one, you are ill. Yup. Ill. Get thee to a doctor.

You know, I’m surprised there’s not a Hey Monkey Brain lens on The Office (American Version) vs. The Office (British Version). I’d do it, but I’m too busy looking at this Jim Halpert lens. EVIL!